La Belle et La Bete


Chloe, 21,
actual sex addiction (I have the graph to prove it) , definite alcohol addiction, total whippet addiction

---I will not sit down, I will not shut up, and most of all, I WILL NOT GROW UP---


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went out for s few casual drinks-long story short I had sex with a random man, who declared his love for me :S

sorry honey, but I don’t remember your name, I really don’t need to hear that you love me!

also you broke my bed :/

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telling the hottest guy I ever slept with that he can’t come over :S

it feels like I’m betraying my woman parts, y’know? like, my vagina is mad at me now, because I’m depriving her.

but on the other hand, he’s a total douchebag.

bleh.

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g’aaaaaaaaaah

my head is a mess right now.

20, that’s how old I am, 20

for god’s sake, I hate my complete lack of allure.

what’s so fucking wrong with me?



I’m aware that this is pathetic, self centered blogging, and yeah, I’m a total eejit. 


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oh god, Friday night blues dude.

why didn’t he want to go out with me?

I’m too fucking old for this shit!

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“god watches you masturbate”

shit, if big G has been watching me, he’s seen some fucking twisted shit

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I honestly cannot remember the last time I met a man I actually liked.

It has been fucking months since I properly fancied someone.

I mean, yeah, there are a lot of people that I’d have sex with, but OMG I haven’t “liked” anyone since bloody February! 

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if you havin’ girl problems I feel bad for you son…

maybe you should leave her, and take me to the movies, and then to bed?

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Jebus, Mary, and Holy St Joseph…

I really need someone to just actually, 100% fancy me.

I know I’m no oil painting, but I’m not visually offensive!

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