May 2013
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Rick O’Shea…the irish bullet dodger
May 18th
May 18th
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LIFE HACK
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
May 18th
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shove it up your perfect arse Denmark
May 18th
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Fuck You Russia. Macedonia
May 18th
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oh, your climate is similar to ours? ALL THE POINTS!
May 18th
holepsi: YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE EUROVISION
May 18th
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nazi cunt (except she sounds weirdly australian :S)
May 18th
morgrana: I swear if France doesn’t give us the 12 points again I’m going to block the eurotunnel with crumpets
May 18th
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instead of milk with my cereal i use wine and then also instead of my cereal i use wine
May 18th
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that man violently overuses “hashtag”
May 18th
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you’re complaining that you don’t enjoy eurovision because you don’t know where any of the countries are? that’s not eurovision’s fault, that’s the fault of your shoddy education!
May 18th
May 18th
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agroncriss: i remember when france gave the uk one point last year and then graham norton said: we built a tunnel to your country
May 18th
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belarus <3 russia learn english you spastic
May 18th
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oh graham, you lad
May 18th
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finland you dirty slag
May 18th
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mistymountaineers: 3 points thank you romania honour on your family and your cows
May 18th
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jesus fucking christ armenia, wind it in. “not shy of colour is he, andre?”
May 18th
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oh fuck my dog look at norway! what the fucking fuck?
May 18th
gwainenovak: petition for glitter dubstep opera dracula to be a monster in s9 of Supernatural 
May 18th
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ukraine, your hair is insane, and this is after I’ve seen sweden’s presenter
May 18th
highschooljewsical: graham norton literally gets better as the night goes on like by this point he does not give a SHIT he’s just taking the piss out of everyone i feel it really represents the uk
May 18th
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Belgium clearly relishing being away from his parents for the first time
May 18th
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May 18th
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well sweden’s presenter is trippin’ fuckin’ balls
May 18th
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baby-pixie: I fancy Ezra Miller so much ffs. He’s so attractive in The Perks Of Being A Wallflower aswell. Cry.
May 18th
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La Belle et La Bete: upsidedowncatface:... →
upsidedowncatface: upsidedowncatface: yourmumdoesntloveyou: sweden’s pro gay marriage thing just received an exasperated sigh from my nana. oh god woman, you think that jesus was white, you’re trippin’ balls! My mum said the long haired blonde guy looked like Jesus and I said “Jesus wasn’t blonde” Her… Well that’s settled, it was actually Jesus. FACT
May 18th
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May 18th
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upsidedowncatface: yourmumdoesntloveyou: sweden’s pro gay marriage thing just received an exasperated sigh from my nana. oh god woman, you think that jesus was white, you’re trippin’ balls! My mum said the long haired blonde guy looked like Jesus and I said “Jesus wasn’t blonde” Her response you ask? HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT JESUS LOOKED LIKE YOU’RE ONLY 20 AND YOU HATE GOD ANYWAY,...
May 18th
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comealongpondd: slytherinmarauder: powerofvoodoo: oh god here’s Britain We are the Moon Moon of Eurovision OH GOD THIS POST HAS KILLED ME
May 18th
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did she just, seriously, has she just facejacked abba?
May 18th
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May 18th
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sweden’s pro gay marriage thing just received an exasperated sigh from my nana. oh god woman, you think that jesus was white, you’re trippin’ balls!
May 18th
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May 18th
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thelandoffakebelieve: Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy
May 18th
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loreen and cascada being sickeningly similar :S but that weird lezza marriage song is amazing. I’ve been singing it all week
May 18th
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timelordvortex: xxmisty: In 2000 Israel had an entry in Eurovision that included the lyric ‘I want, I want a cucumber’ and ever since nothing’s quite lived up to it But there have been some close calls.
May 18th
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May 18th
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cascada man, the amount of wizz fuelled dances I have had to her tunes, she should obviously win
May 18th
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May 18th
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dude, your drummers are hotter than you, and I don’t care if you brought your priest, you’re gay as a lord. pfft, fuck you ireland, i used to love you
May 18th
May 18th
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italy-blah
May 18th
May 18th
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who the fuck authorised Hagrid leave to enter a singing competition?
May 18th
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obliviousruska: richarcl: what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle did you mean eurovision
May 18th
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ALCOHOL IS FREE! greece really gets me
May 18th
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