May 2013
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Rick O’Shea…the irish bullet dodger
LIFE HACK
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
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shove it up your perfect arse Denmark
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Fuck You Russia. Macedonia
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oh, your climate is similar to ours? ALL THE POINTS!
holepsi:
YOU
HAVE
NO
FUCKING
IDEA
HOW
MUCH
I
LOVE
EUROVISION
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nazi cunt (except she sounds weirdly australian :S)
morgrana:
I swear if France doesn’t give us the 12 points again I’m going to block the eurotunnel with crumpets
instead of milk with my cereal i use wine and then also instead of my cereal i use wine
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that man violently overuses “hashtag”
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you’re complaining that you don’t enjoy eurovision because you don’t know where any of the countries are?
that’s not eurovision’s fault, that’s the fault of your shoddy education!
agroncriss:
i remember when france gave the uk one point last year
and then graham norton said:
we built a tunnel to your country
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belarus <3 russia
learn english you spastic
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oh graham, you lad
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finland you dirty slag
mistymountaineers:
3 points thank you romania honour on your family and your cows
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jesus fucking christ armenia, wind it in.
“not shy of colour is he, andre?”
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oh fuck my dog look at norway!
what the fucking fuck?
gwainenovak:
petition for glitter dubstep opera dracula to be a monster in s9 of Supernatural
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ukraine, your hair is insane, and this is after I’ve seen sweden’s presenter
highschooljewsical:
graham norton literally gets better as the night goes on like by this point he does not give a SHIT he’s just taking the piss out of everyone i feel it really represents the uk
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Belgium clearly relishing being away from his parents for the first time
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well sweden’s presenter is trippin’ fuckin’ balls
baby-pixie:
I fancy Ezra Miller so much ffs. He’s so attractive in The Perks Of Being A Wallflower aswell. Cry.
La Belle et La Bete: upsidedowncatface:... →
upsidedowncatface:
upsidedowncatface:
yourmumdoesntloveyou:
sweden’s pro gay marriage thing just received an exasperated sigh from my nana.
oh god woman, you think that jesus was white, you’re trippin’ balls!
My mum said the long haired blonde guy looked like Jesus and I said “Jesus wasn’t blonde” Her…
Well that’s settled, it was actually Jesus.
FACT
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upsidedowncatface:
yourmumdoesntloveyou:
sweden’s pro gay marriage thing just received an exasperated sigh from my nana.
oh god woman, you think that jesus was white, you’re trippin’ balls!
My mum said the long haired blonde guy looked like Jesus and I said “Jesus wasn’t blonde” Her response you ask?
HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW WHAT JESUS LOOKED LIKE YOU’RE ONLY 20 AND YOU HATE GOD ANYWAY,...
comealongpondd:
slytherinmarauder:
powerofvoodoo:
oh god here’s Britain
We are the Moon Moon of Eurovision
OH GOD THIS POST HAS KILLED ME
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did she just, seriously, has she just facejacked abba?
sweden’s pro gay marriage thing just received an exasperated sigh from my nana.
oh god woman, you think that jesus was white, you’re trippin’ balls!
thelandoffakebelieve:
Technically any zoo is a petting zoo if youre not a pussy
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loreen and cascada being sickeningly similar :S
but that weird lezza marriage song is amazing. I’ve been singing it all week
timelordvortex:
xxmisty:
In 2000 Israel had an entry in Eurovision that included the lyric ‘I want, I want a cucumber’ and ever since nothing’s quite lived up to it
But there have been some close calls.
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cascada man, the amount of wizz fuelled dances I have had to her tunes, she should obviously win
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dude, your drummers are hotter than you, and I don’t care if you brought your priest, you’re gay as a lord.
pfft, fuck you ireland, i used to love you
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italy-blah
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who the fuck authorised Hagrid leave to enter a singing competition?
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obliviousruska:
richarcl:
what if instead of countries declaring war on each other there was just a big rap battle
did you mean eurovision
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ALCOHOL IS FREE!
greece really gets me