fell down the stairs
today is a bad day
tequila sunrise is the devil
hit spoons.drank too much. went to some sort of karaoke shindig (karaoke means empty orchestra in japanese, it’s hauntingly beautiful) got felt up by the scotch. went back to spoons. drooled over some dude from school who got HAWT…blackout… hit some indie bar. spilled a pint on a man who then felt me up. vomited. went to some dive where i removed my shoes. danced my ass off. jenna had to start drinking water…blackout…woke up at the seaside. had sex with a boy who looked 15, but was, in fact, 18 (i checked his ID)…blackout… a dog ate my shoe. vomited. drank gin and pineapple juice (disgusting) kissed a man who looked shockingly familiar (have i slept with him before?) went to bed with said man. defended the wearing of control pants as absolutely necessary. woke up with a mouth that tasted of penis. dodger from hollyoaks brought me home. DIED
d’you wait for me to be ok, and then think “oh, I’ll just bring everything back up now!”
please god, punch me in the soul a little bit harder next time, yeah?
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